Anonymous asked:
i just want some more platonic cock sucking (fwb kinda thing)

platonic cock sucking is my favourite phrase of the day

Anonymous asked:
(alternative universe anon) I want to write a story involving my favorite band (mcr) and phan (obviously) but I've never wrote a fic before so I have no idea how to include them. Do you guys have any ideas? (sorry for bothering you guys but i really want to write this but i have no idea how to and do you feel my pain here) thanks xo

have you read howellslester’s disasterology? it includes pierce the veil and is a really good place to start if you want inspiration for how this could work!

It very much depends on the story you want to write. Are mcr appearing as they are in this universe? or do you just want to use the individuals as characters? so, do dan and phil somehow end up mingling with mcr, or do mcr come into d+p’s story as characters?

Anonymous asked:
Do you guys have any tips on creating a fic with different characters from an alternate universe, but in the real world? I have an idea that has different characters than in the youtube world, but have absolutely no idea how to write it. Thanks, xo

i’m not sure what you mean here, are you talking about tips for making up your own characters? or including characters from another film/book etc?

sunnyeols asked:
hello! i'm here to hand in a notice: i'm not going to be writing phanfic anymore for the foreseeable future. there'll probably be exceptions (prompts i really like/gifts to friends), but other than that, i can't say that i'll be writing fic. i think it's best to write this here, because i don't think it's fair for people to follow me under the assumption that i'm a 'phanfic writer'. thank you so much for being a brilliant blog that got me noticed in the first place! <3

<3 we’ll all be sad to see you go but i’m sure you’ll do great things even if you aren’t writing <3333

Tagged: sunnyeols,

16 hours ago8 notes

Masterlist of Masterlists

phanfic:

People often us to make rec lists (of a genre/trope etc) that we don’t have a specific tag for. I don’t feel I can just go ‘list tag!!’ any more as we have 8 pages worth of rec lists laughs so i’m going to stick them all here alphabetically to make it easier to search through! Will try to update this regularly, but if the list you’re looking for isn’t here then /do/ check the list tag as that would mean it’s been made recently so will probably be on the first page.

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16 hours ago104 notes

Masterlist of Masterlists

People often us to make rec lists (of a genre/trope etc) that we don’t have a specific tag for. I don’t feel I can just go ‘list tag!!’ any more as we have 8 pages worth of rec lists laughs so i’m going to stick them all here alphabetically to make it easier to search through! Will try to update this regularly, but if the list you’re looking for isn’t here then /do/ check the list tag as that would mean it’s been made recently so will probably be on the first page.

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Anonymous asked:
Hi, are you still accepting beta submissions?

yep :) about to update the page actually, so be quick if you want to get in with this batch!

Anonymous asked:
Is there a tag or masterpost of fics where they hated eachother in high school but at the reunion they come as a couple? [I checked enemiestolovers tag and read the ones in the school tag]

there aren’t a lot of these fics (understatement - i can’t actually think of any off the top of my head) so no sorry :c if you want to make one we’d love to have it on the blog!

Trading a Warm Embrace for a Chaste Kiss   

Summary: After rescuing him from the throngs of cruelty in a neko farm, Phil adopts Dan as his own and it doesn’t take long for him to develop feelings for the brown haired neko.

Genre: Fluff (teeny bit of angst), Neko

Warnings: Mentions of abuse and neglect

POV: Third Person

Words: 2033

Sequel to Trading Harsh Bars for a Warm Embrace (but can be read as a separate oneshot)

(Can you add the fluffy angst, getting together, neko and hurt!Dan tags please??) 

How to Befriend Your Favorite Internet Stars   

Title: How to Befriend Your Favorite Internet Stars

Genre: Fluff, angst

Word count: 1,242

Warnings: anxiety

Description: Phil wants nothing more than to help Dan create the best Youtube content, even if it means putting himself in the worst situations.

A/N: Possibly the worst one shot ever written. It can only get better than this.

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Extra tags: anxiety, one shot

Forever    

Summary: Phil Lester was always a mystery to the small town that he lived in. Rumors spread around town; calling him a devil worshiper, a witch and a demon. He was rarely seen, and when he was he was always wearing a cloak like jacket. No one dared to go near him, fearing that the rumors were true; but one night, all of that changed.

Warnings: Vampire, mentions of smut, blood, violence, bullying

Red Tie and Tight T-shirt   

Words- 1,911 Smut

Warnings- Cursing, sex

Summary- Dan gets turned on by Phil wearing his old school uniform

Excerpt- “I can fix that,” Phil shivers eyes fluttering shut when he feels Dan’s hot breathe against his ear.

“Yeah?” Phil breathes and Dan’s eyes flash turning dark. His hands slide up from Phil’s chest to tangle in his raven locks head dipping towards Phil’s collarbone. 

Sweet Touches   

Summary: Dan and Phil play the “Guess the body part” challenge.

Extra tags: Drabble, pure fluff 

Anonymous asked:
song fic based off of When the day met the night - p!atd? maybe dan could be the moon and phil could be the sun

yooo i already wrote one its on my fics page on kaleidanscope (i would find you the link but im on my phone and three actually block my blog on mobile for being nsfw same)
-lauren

1 day ago6 notes

Anonymous asked:
prompt: dan has sex w/ their new scoreboard and phil walks in on him

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1 day ago78 notes

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