Where is Your Boy Tonight?

Summary: a fall out boy songfic about break ups and sadness

A/N: This is a re-submission because last time I fucked it up

Extra tags: smoking 

Benefits of Talking to Photographs

Description: YET ANOTHER COFFEE SHOP AU- Dan meets the love of his life at three am in an empty Starbucks.  Consequences of Following Fate from Dan’s POV.

Anonymous asked:
Is Phils hair dyed or has it just naturally got darker?

phil dyes his hair (he’s naturally a sort of gingery-brown), if you think it’s got darker then he’s probably freshly topped it up :)

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Anonymous asked:
prompt? a post-breakup songfic about "call off you ghost" by dessa. thanks for maintaining such a helpful blog so well, btw!!
Anonymous asked:
Prompt: Since we're talking kdramas, what about a Coffee Prince inspired au? Basically Dan often gets mistaken for a girl (he could even be genderfluid!) and Phil, thinking Dan is a girl, convinces him to play along as his girlfriend for his older relatives who don't know he's bi. And then somehow it becomes a coffee shop au when Dan ends up working in a maid cafe that Phil manages. That is loosely the plot to Coffee Prince hah
Anonymous asked:
This may have already been written, but I really love the idea. A fic based off this? phanof-bands(.)tumblr(.)com/post/93272962740/kettleoat-atomicflan-gryffindorgay
Anonymous asked:
Thanks for your kind words Lauren. It's just that I'm scared because of the (probably) high expectations people have for this sort of fic and I'm really scared it's not good enough. I did enjoy writing it though. It's just that it hasn't been posted yet (DONT FEEL PRESSURED THIS IS NOT A POST ASKING YOU TO DO IT QUICKLY OKAY DONT GET ME WRONG) which isn't really helping my position either. (Btw, I hope you have a fun time writing without any pressure :)

Ah I’m sure it is good enough!! And I just published all the submissions we had (I think??? I might have missed some I’m about to double check) so if I haven’t published it you might have to submit it again as it must have gotten lost, don’t worry, it won’t have anything to do with it not being good or anything like that :)

-lauren

Anonymous asked:
Ok so I was just thinking about this like all pornstar au's I've seen are with both of them as porn stars so here's a change. Dan is a huge fan of porn star phil and one day Dan ends up bumping into him. Dan decides to talk to him but acts really shy towards him. when Phil realises why (because Dan is a huge fan of his porn videos) he starts flirting with Dan and then smut happens.
Anonymous asked:
Wow, I just saw that facial prompt and I was like 'awwhh' thinking it was like a facial, as in the kind with cucumbers. Until I saw that it was tagged as smutprompts. Lol, I'm so stupid :)

it could be either you’re not stupid my brain just skipped straight to the smut oops

-lauren

Death Note; Chapter 1

Hello people, this is me trying to be cool. (I just thought I’d entertain you don’t kill me plz)

Chapter 1

Summary: Dan Howell is a smart kid. He was raised to believe the extinction of evil was necessary. What if he gets the key to do just that? What happens when a sugar-addicted, insomniac detective starts working on the case?

(Extra tags: Violence, Mentions of rape, Kind of BAMF I guess??? Idek…)

Messages | Part Two

A sequel to messages, in which Dan and Phil met through writing each other messages in their maths book. Phil is terrible at explaining how he feels out loud, especially when it comes to Dan, so he chooses to write it down instead.

Anonymous asked:
I can just imagine dan and phil casually listening to you all doing a phanfic panel and now I'm l aughing like

imagine us just sat there discussing the most popular kinks and about who tops and bottoms and dan and phil being in the audience nodding along attentively im so

-lauren

Anonymous asked:
I just really need to see a fic where Phil gets all insecure about dans popularity versus his.

i think there are some but i can’t think of any off the top of my head (plus i like reading them so i’ll tag it as a prompt anyway bc we need more)

-lauren

Anonymous asked:
Prompt: dan and Phil are in warring dance crew gangs that dance battle in the streets or something (maybe one both or neither are leader of their crews idk) just like some epic dance rivalry
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